HOW QUICKLY THE YEARS PASS !!

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Headstone of Russell J. Larsen, in The Logan City Cemetery , Logan , Utah.

I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest ?

                   FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do NOT know each other !!

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COUNSELLING - SOUTHERN STYLE

 

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."

Earl spits, sips his beer and says, "Better think it over.......................
women like that are hard to find."

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A woman in her fifties is at home happily jumping unclothed on her bed, squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, 'Do you have any idea how
Ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?'

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, 'I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year old.'

Her husband replies, 'What did he say about your 55 year old ass?'

'Your name never came up,' she replied

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