THE GEOGRAPHY OF MEN AND WOMEN

Geography of Women

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa.

She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bush land around
the fertile deltas.

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Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America.



 Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.

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Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India.



 Very hot, sensual, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

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Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.



She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

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Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia.



She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

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Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.

 

Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled, but the frigid climate keeps people away.

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Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like Mongolia.



With a glorious and all conquering past, but alas no future.

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After 70, they become Afghanistan.



Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

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Geography of Men
 
Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like the United States of America



Ruled by a dick.