A Good Catholic Story
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had
his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards
The man, who was a priest, said 'I am a Father.'
The little boy replied 'My Dad doesn't wear his collar like that.'
The priest looked up from his book and answered 'I am the Father of many.'
The boy said 'My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear
his collar that way.'
The priest, getting impatient,
said 'I am the Father of hundreds' and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, 'Maybe you should use a condom and wear you pants backwards instead of your
The Religious Husband
A HUSBAND COMES HOME FROM CHURCH;
HE GREETS HIS WIFE AND LIFTS HER UP AND CARRIED HER AROUND THE HOUSE.
THE WIFE WAS SO SURPRISED AND SHE ASKED
'DID THE BISHOP PREACH ABOUT BEING ROMANTIC'?
THE HUSBAND SAID, 'NO, HE SAID WE MUST CARRY OUR BURDENS AND SORROWS'.
THE $10,000 PHONE CALL
An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world.
So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando , thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North.
On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '$10,000 per call'.
The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.
The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000
you could talk to God.
The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Atlanta . There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same looking golden telephone with the same sign under it.
He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando
and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.
She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000
he could talk to God.
'O.K., thank you,' said the American .
He then travelled all across America, Asia, Australia, Japan, New Zealand.
In every church he saw the same looking golden telephone with the same
'$US 10,000 per call' sign under it.
The American decided to travel to Britain to see if the British had the same phone.
He arrived in Basildon , in Essex and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same looking golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read '30
pence per call'.
The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. 'Father, I've travelled all over the world and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches.
I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in all of them price was $10,000 per call'.
Why is it so cheap here ?'
The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Britain now son - it's a local call'.