AIR FORCE TEST

This will drive you nuts ! Have fun !

The object of the game is to move the red block around
Without getting hit by the blue blocks or touching the black walls.

If you can go longer than 18 seconds you are phenomenal. It's been
Said that the US Air Force uses this for fighter pilots.

They are expected to go for at least 2 minutes.

Give it a try but be careful ... it is addictive !!

Air Force Test

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FLYING LESSONS

My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year.

I got word yesterday afternoon that she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency landing in South Alabama because of bad weather.
Thank God no one was with her.


The NTSB issued a preliminary report, citing pilot error:
She was flying a single engine aircraft in IFR (instrument flight rating) conditions while only having obtained a VFR (visual flight rating) rating.
The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel on board. No one on the ground was injured.


Photographs below were taken at the scene and show the extent of damage to her aircraft.

She was very lucky.

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Two men dressed in Airline Pilots uniforms walk up the aisle of the Plane

Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the
cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up.

The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign
that this is just a little practical joke.

None is forthcoming.

The plane starts moving faster and faster down the tarmac and the people
sitting in the window seats realise they're headed straight for the
water at the edge of the runway.

As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water,
panicked screams fill the cabin.

At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.

The passengers relax, laugh a little sheepishly and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, 'You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die.'