Blonde's car gets a flat tyre on the motorway one day. So she eases it over onto the hard shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.

She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.

The life like cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies
to approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.
It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde owner of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"

"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.

"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road ?"
asks the Officer.

"HELLLLLLOOO, those are my emergency flashers !" she replied

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AN OLDIE BUT GOODIE

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots,
so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"

The Cowboy says "Well it's like this, Sheriff.. I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her .... so I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt ...so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants...so I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts... so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy.....

And here I am.

See, Blonde Men do exist also!

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A blonde heard that Milk Baths would make her Beautiful

She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note  asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurised?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes !"

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Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a bar around 9:58 pm.

He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10:00 pm news was coming on.

The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building
preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge
did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying,
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5:00 pm news
and so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did, too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money.

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A guy took his blond girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
 
 After the game, the guy asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it,"
the blonde replied. "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
 
 Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
 
 "Well, at the beginning, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, everyone kept screaming 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like, Helloooooooooooo - it's only 25 cents!"