A Ventriloquist is touring the Clubs and stops to entertain in a Small Town.

He's going through his usual run of off-colour and 'dumb blonde' jokes, when a well-dressed blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and shouts:
"I've heard just about enough of your stupid blonde jokes, you jerk!

What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What connection can a person's hair colour possibly have with their fundamental worth as a human being?" It's morons like you that prevent women like myself from being respected at work and in our communities and from reaching our full potential, because you and your Neanderthal brethren continue to perpetuate negative images against not only blondes, but women in general, for the sake of cheap laughs."

"You are a pathetic, misogynistic relic of the past, and what you do is not only contrary to discrimination laws in every civilised country, it is deeply offensive to people with modern sensibilities and basic respect for their fellow citizens. You should hang your head in shame, you pusillanimous little maggot."

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologise, when the blonde yells:
"You stay out of this mister! I'm talking to that little bas*ard on your knee."

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A BLONDE GUY GETS HOME EARLY FROM WORK AND HEARS STRANGE NOISES COMING
 FROM THE BEDROOM. HE RUSHES UPSTAIRS TO FIND HIS WIFE NAKED ON THE
 BED, SWEATING AND PANTING.

 "WHAT'S UP?" HE SAYS. "I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK,"
 CRIES THE WOMAN.
 
 HE RUSHES DOWNSTAIRS TO GRAB THE PHONE, BUT JUST AS HE'S DIALING,
HIS 4-YEAR-OLD SON COMES UP AND SAYS "DADDY! DADDY! UNCLE TED'S HIDING IN
 YOUR CLOSET AND HE'S GOT NO CLOTHES ON!"
 
 THE GUY SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN AND STORMS UPSTAIRS INTO THE BEDROOM,
PAST HIS SCREAMING WIFE .. AND RIPS OPEN THE WARDROBE DOOR.
 
 SURE ENOUGH, THERE IS HIS BROTHER, TOTALLY NAKED, COWERING IN THE CLOSET.

"YOU ROTTEN S.O.B.," SAYS THE HUSBAND, "MY WIFE'S HAVING A HEART
 ATTACK AND YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND NAKED SCARING THE KIDS !"

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THE BLIND MAN

A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the barman in a loud voice,
"Hey barman, do you want to hear the best dumb blonde joke ever?"

The bar immediately falls deathly quiet.

In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

One: The bar person is a blonde woman.

Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.

Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.

Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate
and a very bad attitude!

Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says:

"Nah, not if I'm going to have to explain it five times!"