ANIMALS 5


The Simple ones are sometimes the Best

 

An elephant asks a camel: 'Why are your breasts on your back?'

 

'That's a strange question,' says the camel, 'from someone whose dick is on his face.'
 

Dog Pack Attacks Gator in Florida

At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty.

The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the 'apex predator', can still fall victim to implemented 'team work' strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and 'survival of the pack mentality' bred into the canines.

See the remarkable photograph below
courtesy of Nature Magazine.

Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the gator preventing it from breathing,
while another dog has a hold on the tail to keep it from thrashing.

The third dog attacks the soft underbelly of the gator.


Not for the squeamish !

 

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THE PARROT

David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary.
Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude.

David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music,
and anything else that came to mind. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. He shook the bird and the bird got madder and ruder.

Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking and screaming and then, suddenly, all was quiet.

David, frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird, quickly opened the freezer door.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's extended arm and said, "I'm sorry that I offended you with my language and actions. I ask for your forgiveness."

David was astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what changed him when the parrot continued, "May I ask what the chicken did?"

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The Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals.

King Kong, an Ape, an Orangutan and a Monkey pass by.

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.


Think carefully .......... try and try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer?



Now scroll down to see the analysis.



If your answer is:

Orangutan
= you're dull & normal

Ape = you're a moron

Monkey = worse, you're an idiot

King Kong = you're hopelessly stupid




Why?????



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A Coconut tree doesn't have bananas!

Obviously you're stressed and overworked.

Take some time off......and relax !!!!
 

 

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