ANIMALS 3

The Chicken Farmer

A chicken farmer went to a local bar... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says - "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

"What a
"coincidence" - the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!"
-says the woman.

"What a
" coincidence" - says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer asked -"What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child for a long time, and today my gynaecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence" - says the man... "I'm a chicken farmer, and for
years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" - says the woman. "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I used a different cock" - he replied.
The woman smiled and said -"What a coincidence..."

 

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NEXT TIME

I will take the pictures and .............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

..... and YOU can let the bear out !!!!!

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