Fergie's Gaff
24th May 2010

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UK Airspace Closed for 6 Days .. April 2010 .. Due to Volcanic Dust belching out of Iceland.

There was, however .. an easy solution !

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For all you Ryanair users

Plans have been unveiled to charge £1 per visit to the toilet on Ryanair flights.

REVENGE

Let's spare a thought for Michael O'Leary, CEO of Ryanair, who on arriving at a hotel
in Dublin, went to the bar and asked for a pint of Guinness.

The barman acknowledged him and replied, 'That will be 1 Euro please Mr O'Leary.'

Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied, 'That's a very competitive price'
as he handed over his money.

'Will you be wanting a glass with your Guinness, sir?' enquired the barman.